Interested in sipping coffee with 200 times more caffeine than your regular cup of joe? It’s your funeral. A company in upstate New York is hawking a roast that claims to be the strongest, organic, fair trade in the world. It’s called Death Wish Coffee, and it comes in five-pound and one-pound bags, ground or whole. For those who can’t take the insane amount of caffeine, there is a 60-day, 110% money back guarantee.
This probably tastes terrible so I'm wondering, does this come in patch form?